10 Christmas Gifts No One Ever Asked For

December 15, 2014
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1. Finger Hands

The gift that’s as creepy as it is useless.

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2. Fancy Narwhal

The stuffed toy that, while quite dapper, is probably not worth your $48.

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3. Pigeon Mask

For that friend who is constantly whining, “I just want people to avoid me and think I’m potentially disease-ridden!”

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4. 32,000 Piece Puzzle

A puzzle that, let’s be honest, you will never complete.
We hope the $220 price tag includes a garage rental so that you have somewhere to put this together.

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5. Airborne Disease Stress Ball

Because nothing will relieve your stress like thinking about airborne disease!

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6. World’s Easiest Diet Kit

Not just useless, but also offensive! The perfect not-so-subtle reminder that the holidays have taken a toll on your waist line.

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7. Jackson Pollock Styled Sneakers

For the low, low price of just $565, you can give someone a gift they will think you found in the trash!

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8. Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure Set

Give your single friends the gift of laughter followed by uncontrollable sadness, complete with frumpy bathrobe and unwashed hair!

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9. Dog Poop Soap

Because when it’s time to get clean, everyone wants to lather up with dog poop!

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10. Headless Teddy Bear Lamp

The only lamp that comes specially equipped to provide your loved ones with both light and nightmares!

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And now… the Christmas gift everyone IS asking for: the official Tom Bergeron bobble-head doll! Buy yours here.

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