Have you ever washed yourself before? I sure hope so! If you have, you probably know what it is like to feel like the shampoo just is not quite out of your hair. Well imagine that, but times a million! And also, your dad is standing behind you the whole time! This dad cleverly pours a continuous stream of shampoo onto his son while he is not looking, making him confused and frustrated as to why he is apparently improperly washing his hair. Do not worry, kid, we have all been there! I think. It is at times like these that I cannot help but wonder what the brand was, but as this blog post has not been sponsored by a single shampoo brand (rude), I will not proceed to name any. I wonder what it smells like. As no smells have sponsored this post, either (come on, guys), I will just have to assume it smells like jokes, laughs, and funny videos from the homes of America. That is a much less catchy title. Well, you live and you learn.
That kid now has the driest scalp in North America, and I commend him for that. It is squeaky clean, even years later, probably. That is a serious achievement. Maybe this was not a prank at all, but simply a father-son bonding experience to once and for all get the shiniest locks this side of the Mississippi. And, yes, I did spell Mississippi correctly on my first try. I stalled a little bit the second time, because I did not want to fail after succeeding so entirely and completely the first time. That goes to show, kids, follow your dreams, and anything is possible. That includes, but is not limited to, spelling out the names of difficult states, and having very clean hair. Possibly even both, if you put your mind to it!
This might be hard, though, with a full time job. I imagine that is the kind of thing you really have to commit yourself to, which you cannot possibly do if you are being pulled in multiple directions. Okay, so, children, quit your jobs, maybe get a tutor for your occasional downtime, but focus all of your energy on having clean hair and being able to spell the names of different states. I mean, Massachusetts? Who came up with that? They really do not make it easy for you here. The American Dream is a tough one to achieve, but that just makes it all the more worth it. Keep working, keep trying, and eventually you will be able to spell and pronounce Arkansas. It is an unnecessarily confusing name. We do not need silent letters! Though it does make the name much more creative. I guess it is up for interpretation, I don’t know. What do you think of the name “Arkansas”? Let us know!
Have you ever been hilariously and totally pranked like this kid? Or have you ever pulled off a prank as perfectly as this Dad? If you have, upload it HERE! And don’t forget to watch this absolutely awesome video below!