Kids are full of great quotes. That’s why we have the phrase “kids say the darnedest things.” Because they honestly do. Unlike all adults, they have no governor on what they say. Sometimes it’s actually refreshing to be told, “Daddy, you have bad breath.” Good reminder I need to start chewing more gum. Thank you, son. But when it comes to killer kid quotes, this video has a couple that are hard to beat. Just take a moment to think about what your answer would be to the question, “what do you want to be when you grow up?” And then listen to the answers these kids came up with. Get ready to laugh because this kindergarten graduation video has the funniest kid quotes!
Did he say vampire!?
First of all, kindergarten graduations are pretty cute to begin with. I love seeing kids that young don their graduation outfits and caps to celebrate graduating from the easiest grade of all. Look, I’m not saying it isn’t an accomplishment. But it’s not that hard to succeed in kindergarten. And this is coming from a guy who was held back in kindergarten! Why was I held back? Great question. I wasn’t great with gluing things just yet. Also, I kept sampling the paste with my mouth instead of applying it evenly to paper. I had a couple issues with biting the other kids. Don’t worry, not too hard, not too hard. But I didn’t make a ton of allies that year so we thought I’d try it again. Now look at me!!
Only kids could have answers this creative and hilarious.
So the first kid gets the microphone and tells the crowd that he wants to be a vampire bat. That makes perfect sense for a kid. Lots of kids want to be animals. To boot, why not be an animal that’s basically like a cool horror movie villain. Needless to say, that response gets a huge laugh from the crowd and a round of applause. Take a moment to think about how different the response would be if a high schooler gave the same response. Certainly not as much laughter. Everyone would look around like, “that kid’s a little weird.”
The second kid is easily my favorite. From your lips to God’s ears, little guy!
The second kid really nails the question. He gets on the stand and with microphone in front of his mouth, tells the whole crowd that he doesn’t want to grow up! Preach it! That’s what garners the biggest applause of all. No truer words have ever been spoken. Pretty much most of my life is trying to relive my childhood when I didn’t have a care in the world. So that little guy is really onto something. Here’s hoping he’s having the best childhood. Because the moment you grow up and start having to pay rent and taxes, the fun is over!
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